Oatmeal Showers

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When a group of people cram oatmeal up their butts and then blast it onto someone’s chest like they’re trying to murder them with breakfast.

My cousin’s friends did this to him during a sleepover. He looked like a pancake explosion.

At the school dance, three guys did this to the principal. He screamed like a banshee.

My brother did this to my mom during her morning coffee. She threw the mug at him.

When a bunch of people stuff oatmeal in their butt holes and then shoot it out like they’re doing a poop cannon fight.

At the gym, some guys did this to the trainer. He looked like he was about to quit his job.

My friends did this to me during a group project. I had oatmeal on my shirt for the rest of the day.

My neighbor did this to his dog. The dog ran away screaming.

When people fill their butts with oatmeal and then blast it on someone’s chest like it’s a breakfast war.

During lunch, my class did this to the cafeteria lady. She threw a sandwich at the first person.

My brother and his friends did this to my dad. He had oatmeal in his hair for days.

At the party, my friend did this to the DJ. The music stopped for five minutes.