oatmeal rock

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when you sit there and let some god-awful death metal scream in your ears like it’s your job and you’re too lazy to die.
I tried to fall asleep and my brother turned on a band that sounds like a dying goat.
My mom’s playlist is just death metal and elevator music. It’s like being tortured by a toddler.
I walked into a room and it was just me and a guy screaming about being stabbed by a chicken.
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when you hear music so bad it makes you want to throw up, scream, and maybe burn down the house.
My cousin’s band is so bad it sounds like a cat fighting a blender.
I tried to listen to death metal and it felt like my brain was being microwaved.
I was walking down the street and someone blasted a song so bad it made me cry.
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when you're stuck with a playlist that's like being forced to listen to a group of old men yelling about being stabbed by a chicken.
My brother’s playlist is just death metal and it sounds like a goat got hit by a truck.
I tried to relax and my mom played a song that made me want to punch a wall.
I walked into a room and it was just me and a guy yelling about being killed by a chicken.
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