Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cookie that’s so bad it makes your soul cry. It’s like the universe punished you for existing.

I tried one and my soul died. Literally.

My mom gave me a box of these and I threw it at the wall.

That cookie looked like it was tortured.

2

When you’re stuck with oatmeal raisin after eating all the good ones, like your life is a sad bar pack.

I had to eat oatmeal raisin and I cried.

The last cookie was oatmeal raisin, and I felt defeated.

I opened the bar pack and it was all oatmeal raisin. I screamed.

3

A huge areola that looks like an oatmeal raisin cookie. It’s like your body decided to make you suffer.

Her areola was like an oatmeal raisin cookie. I was traumatized.

I saw that areola and I yelled, 'Whoop Areola!'

That areola looked like it was made by the devil.

4

It’s just a cookie, you dumb fucks. It actually tastes pretty good. Don’t be such an idiot.

It’s not that bad, you dumbass.

You’re just an idiot for not liking it.

It tastes like a cookie, not a curse.

5

A mood swing that hits you when you think you’re getting chocolate chip, but it’s actually oatmeal raisin. Your life is a cruel joke.

I thought I was getting chocolate chip, but it was oatmeal raisin. I was devastated.

I opened the bag and cried. It was oatmeal raisin.

My mood swing was triggered by a cursed cookie.

6

A fake friend who says they love you, but they ghost you like it’s a Monday.

She said she loved me, but she ghosted me. I was heartbroken.

He said he would text me, but he never did. I called him a blowoff.

She said she would hang out, but she didn’t. She was a total blowoff.

7

When you puke your guts out, then immediately go hook up with someone who’s more than happy to take your mess.

I threw up and then hooked up with my crush. It was wild.

I puked and then got laid. My life is a mess.

I threw up, then hooked up. It was the best day ever.