oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

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The worst breakfast ever. It tastes like a sick cow threw up in a bowl.
My mom made that for me and I want to die.
I ate that and now my tongue is in jail.
That oatmeal rice mess is the reason I skipped school.
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It’s like a food fight between a blender and a rice cooker. No one wins.
I tried it and now my brain is questioning its life choices.
That thing is the reason I hate Mondays.
I’m still recovering from the taste of that.
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You’d rather eat dirt than this. It’s like the blender got mad at the rice.
My friend tried it and now he’s a vegetarian.
I gave it to my dog and he ran away.
That oatmeal rice thing is the devil’s breakfast.
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