oatmeal pie

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1
a woman’s snatch, the hole you stick your finger in and hope she doesn’t stink
My aunt’s oatmeal pie smells like a dead raccoon.
He called her oatmeal pie and got slapped.
You can’t call it a pie if it’s not full of crap.
2
the best snack cake, but only if you’re a loser who still eats Little Debbie
I’d rather eat oatmeal pie than go to school.
He only eats oatmeal pie when he’s broke.
Oatmeal pie is for people who can’t afford real food.
3
pumping your cum into someone’s butt and then pretending it was fun
He blew his load in her ass and called it a surprise.
She didn’t even know it was oatmeal pie until it was too late.
He said it was romantic, but it was just gross.
4
you give a girl a creampie and then dump a pile of oatmeal on her face
He gave her a creampie and then threw oatmeal in her face.
She was so shocked she fell off the couch.
He said it was a breakfast surprise.
5
you take a shit, wipe, and then take another one because you’re still full
He took a shit, wiped, and then took another one like it was a game.
She wiped once and still had more to go.
He took three shits and didn’t even blink.
6
your partner deepthroats you and then throws up on your dick and you cum on her face
She deepthroated him and then threw up all over his cock.
He cummed on her face like it was a birthday party.
He was so grossed out he passed out.
7
when a couple of brown guys and one white guy all try to have sex at the same time
The three of them tried to have sex and it was a mess.
He was confused and just tried to fit in.
They all had no idea what they were doing.
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