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A total mess that looks like a raccoon threw up in your house and then your little brother came in and trampled it.
My room looks like an oatmeal party after my mom found out I skipped school.
The kitchen was a full-blown oatmeal party after the pizza delivery guy got hit by a rogue spoon.
This isn’t a party, it’s an oatmeal party, and I’m the only one who knows how to end it.