Oatmeal Maneuver

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You slide like a clumsy idiot in Gran Turismo 3 on your old PS2 and call it oatmeal because you're too dumb to know the real name.

I slid like a f***ing toddler and called it oatmeal because I'm a f***ing idiot.

Gran Turismo 3 was my only hope, and I ruined it with my oatmeal maneuver.

I didn't know what a powerslide was, so I named it oatmeal and cried.

You slide in a game and call it oatmeal because you're too lazy to look it up and too dumb to remember.

Slide in Gran Turismo 3, call it oatmeal, and forget it by Tuesday.

I slid like a f***ing potato and called it oatmeal because I'm too lazy.

Gran Turismo 3? I barely remember it. I named my slide oatmeal and moved on.

You slide in a game and name it oatmeal because you're f***ing clueless and it sounds like a f***ing cereal.

Slide like a f***ing moron and call it oatmeal because it's a f***ing cereal.

I didn't know what a powerslide was. I named it oatmeal and felt like a f***ing genius.

Slide in Gran Turismo 3, call it oatmeal, and feel like a f***ing cereal box.