Oatmeal Kid

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A brain-dead, clueless moron who can’t even handle a bowl of oatmeal without crying. They’re so dumb, they joined the Air Force just to escape reality.

Why is this kid in the Air Force? He can’t even figure out how to make coffee.

This Oatmeal Kid tried to fix a toaster and now the whole kitchen is on fire.

He asked if oatmeal was a type of pizza and got confused when I said no.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Looks good, but inside is a total bore. They’re like a box of chocolates, you think you’re getting a surprise, but it’s just more oatmeal and sadness.

She had a six-pack, but her personality was worse than expired milk.

He was cute, but talking to him was like watching paint dry.

This Oatmeal Kid got a promotion, but no one wants to be around them.

by Slangipedia 7d ago