Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman is giving a man head and her throat throws up all over his junk.

I gave my man a tongue bath and my throat went nuclear.

She went in for a deep throat and came out with a mouthful of puke.

He thought he was getting a free show, but I gave him a free breakfast.

2

A lady is giving a guy a blow job and her stomach decides to throw up on his cock.

I was trying to be a good girl, but my stomach had other plans.

He got a face full of breakfast and a face full of me.

I gave him a blowjob and a belly full of bile.

3

A woman is giving a man head and her gag reflex kicks in and throws up on his cock.

I tried to be a good girl, but my gag reflex was a bad boy.

He got more than a blowjob, he got a puke-up.

I gave him a tongue massage and a face full of barf.

4

A girl is giving a guy head and her throat decides to throw up on his junk.

I was giving him a good one, but my throat turned into a toilet.

He got a blowjob and a surprise face full of puke.

I was going for the deep throat, but my stomach threw up on him.

5

A woman is giving a man head and her stomach throws up all over his cock.

I was giving him a good time, but my stomach turned it into a disaster.

He got more than a blowjob, he got a puke surprise.

I tried to be nice, but my stomach was a jerk.

6

A lady is giving a guy head and her gag reflex throws up on his junk.

I was giving him a good one, but my throat turned into a puke machine.

He got a blowjob and a face full of breakfast.

I tried to be a good girl, but my gag reflex was a bad boy.