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why in the holy hell would you even think of this or type it into a search bar
Bro why did you search oatmeal dicks at 3 am
My mom asked why I was laughing at my phone
My dog knows what I did and judges me
oatmeal dicks
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throwing up on a guy’s junk after you blow him
He looked at me like I was a monster after I vomited on him
I blew him and then threw up on his pants
He said I was the worst he ever had