Oatmeal Creme Pies

I ate an Oatmeal Creme Pie and suddenly my ex didn't exist anymore.

My mom said I could only eat one, but I ate three and cried happy tears.

I brought one to work and my boss started crying and gave me a raise.

I ate a whole box of Oatmeal Creme Pies and my mom grounded me for a month.

My dad said if I ate one more, I’d be stuck in the house forever.

I brought a pie to the family dinner and my uncle yelled at me for being a ‘glutton’.

I had a million dollars, but I still ate an Oatmeal Creme Pie at lunch.

My boss gave me a raise, but I spent it all on pies.

I won the lottery and still brought a pie to work because it was ‘classy’.

I ate an Oatmeal Creme Pie and forgot my math test.

My mom yelled at me, but I ate a pie and she stopped yelling.

I missed my bus, but I had a pie and it was worth it.

I ate a pie every day and I’m still alive.

I survived the apocalypse because I had a pie.

My doctor said I’d die if I didn’t eat a pie every day.

I had a crush on my teacher, but I ate a pie and forgot about him.

I had a math test and a pie, and the pie won.

I had a crush, but after the pie, I was just a snack.