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a nickname for oxycontin when your mom is yelling at you because you’re on the phone like a stupid faggot

My mom just yelled 'I can hear you!' and I was like 'I know, I'm high on oatmeal cookies!'

I told my mom I was eating cookies and she said 'You're on oxycontin again, aren't you?'

I said 'I'm just talking to my friend' and she said 'That's not what oatmeal cookies are for, you idiot!'

a cookie made of oatmeal, not some stupid gay thing you think it is, you dumbasses!

You said 'Is that a new thing?' and I was like 'No, it's just oatmeal cookies, you faggot!'

I told my friend it was just a cookie and he said 'You're lying, it's a sexual thing!'

You asked me what it was and I said 'It's a cookie, not some stupid faggot thing!'

the happy memories of your grandma while you're doing something embarrassing in the bedroom

I was like 'I remember my grandma making cookies' and my friend said 'That's not what oatmeal cookies are for!'

I told my friend about my grandma and he said 'You're thinking about your grandma while you're doing that? That's weird!'

I was daydreaming about my grandma and my friend said 'You're on drugs, aren't you?'

eating poop with a spoon while you’re doing something stupid to yourself

You said 'That sounds gross' and I said 'That's what oatmeal cookies are!'

I told my friend I was eating poop with a spoon and he said 'That's not what oatmeal cookies are for!'

I said 'I'm eating poop with a spoon' and my friend said 'That's not a cookie, that's a mess!'

a big areola on a fat girl that looks like an oatmeal cookie and makes you yell 'Whoop Areola!'

I saw her areola and I yelled 'Whoop Areola!' and my friend said 'You're weird!'

I told my friend about that areola and he said 'You're obsessed with cookies, aren't you?'

I saw that areola and I yelled 'Whoop Areola!' and my friend said 'You're a weirdo!'

exactly what it sounds like, you dumb fags, and it tastes good even if it doesn’t sound that good

I said 'It's just a cookie' and my friend said 'You're lying, it's a gay thing!'

I told my friend it tasted good and he said 'You're just high, aren't you?'

You asked me what it was and I said 'It's just a cookie, you faggot!'

someone who acts like they like you, but then they blow you off and you're like 'What the hell?'

She said she liked me and then she blew me off and I was like 'What the hell?'

He said he was going to come over and then he didn't and I was like 'What the hell?'

She said she liked me and then she didn't show up and I was like 'What the hell?'