Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's a cookie made from oatmeal. Stop trying to make it something it's not. You're all a bunch of faggots who think everything's about sex.

Bro, it's just a cookie. You're gonna die alone.

What's next, you gonna say cereal is a love language?

You think I'm gonna believe this is a romantic gesture? Please.

2

When you eat poop with a spoon while jerking off like a lonely middle schooler with no friends.

I'm eating scat with a spoon and I'm getting hard.

This is the most sexual thing I've done all week.

I'm so low on the totem pole right now.

3

A nickname for oxycontin when you're calling your mom and she's yelling at you.

Mom, I'm taking oxy, I swear!

I'm on the phone with my mom and I'm high.

Oxy, mom, oxy, mom, oxy, mom.

4

The happy memories of your grandma while you're having sex with someone you barely know.

I'm having sex with a stranger and I'm thinking about my grandma.

My grandma would be proud of me right now.

I'm getting laid and I'm thinking about my grandma.

5

A huge areola on a plus-sized girl that looks like an oatmeal cookie and makes you scream, ‘Whoop Areola!’

I saw this girl and I screamed Whoop Areola!

This girl's areola is so big I got a ticket.

I'm yelling Whoop Areola in the grocery store.

6

It sounds like what it is. Not sexy. You're all a bunch of retards. It tastes good though, so shut up.

It's just a cookie, you dumbass.

I'm eating this cookie and I'm not getting laid.

You think I care if it's sexy? It tastes good.

7

That person you thought was hot and was gonna ask you out, but they just ghosted you and you're a sad little loser.

I thought we were gonna be together, but they ghosted me.

They said they liked me, then they vanished.

I'm a sad little loser because they ghosted me.