oatmeal container

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a piece of wood that looks like it was hit by a truck and used for eating cereal

My oatmeal container is so broken it looks like it was run over by a donkey.

I eat my cereal out of a bowl that looks like it was dropped from a plane.

This bowl is so old it probably has more dirt than my cousin's closet.

a plastic bottle that somehow survived being used as a water container and now holds your breakfast

I use a water bottle for my cereal because I’m too lazy to find a bowl.

This bottle has been through more than my ex’s love life.

I eat my cereal out of a bottle that’s seen more days than my dog.

a paper towel that’s been cursed to hold your oatmeal like it’s your job

I use a paper towel to eat my oatmeal because I’m out of bowls and my life is out of control.

This paper towel is so used it looks like it’s about to cry.

I ate my cereal off a paper towel and now I’m questioning all my life choices.