Oatmeal Churn

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When someone is so wasted or just plain stubborn that they puke while giving head and don't stop until they're done.
I gave head like a champ until I threw up and kept going. My stomach is screaming, but I'm still going.
He was drunk and giving head like he was on fire. Then he puked and kept doing it. What a legend.
She was giving head, then she threw up, and said, 'You ain't done yet.' I'm still recovering.
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When you're so drunk or dumb that you throw up while giving head and keep going like it's nothing.
I gave head and puked and said, 'This is just a snack.'
He puked during head and kept going like it was a normal day.
She was giving head and threw up like it was a routine. I'm confused.
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When someone is so wasted or so determined they vomit while giving head and just won't stop until it's all over.
I gave head, threw up, and said, 'I'm not done until you're done.'
He puked mid-head and said, 'This is just a warm-up.'
She gave head, then puked, and said, 'You're not finished yet.' I'm dead.
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When you're so drunk or so crazy that you throw up while giving head and still keep going like you're on a mission.
I gave head, puked, and said, 'I'm on a mission. Don't stop me.'
He threw up while giving head and said, 'I'm not done until you're done.'
She gave head, threw up, and said, 'This is just a start.' I'm impressed.
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When you're so wasted or so stubborn that you vomit while giving head and just won't stop until you're done.
I gave head and puked. Then I said, 'I'm not done until you're done.'
He threw up while giving head and said, 'This is just the beginning.'
She puked mid-head and said, 'I'm not stopping until you're done.' I'm exhausted.
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When someone is so drunk or so determined they vomit while giving head and just keep going like it's nothing.
I gave head, puked, and said, 'This is nothing.'
He gave head, threw up, and said, 'I'm not done yet.'
She puked during head and said, 'You're not done yet.' I'm confused.
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