oatmeal body

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A person so thick they could make oatmeal look thin. Like a human pancake who ate a whole bowl of cereal for breakfast.

Bro, that guy at the gym is an oatmeal body. He looks like he swallowed a bag of chips.

My cousin’s an oatmeal body. She eats like a horse and still fits into her mom’s old pants.

That girl in class is an oatmeal body. She’s got more layers than a cake.

A body so big it’s like a bowl of oatmeal that refused to be stirred. You can’t even fit in the same room without it getting crowded.

My uncle’s an oatmeal body. He eats three meals a day and still looks like he’s been sitting on a couch for 20 years.

That guy from the subway is an oatmeal body. He took up two seats and still had room for his whole family.

My friend’s an oatmeal body. She eats like a beast and still has a waist bigger than a donut.

When someone is so thick they could be a new type of breakfast food. You don’t just eat oatmeal anymore, you live it.

That guy at the mall is an oatmeal body. He looks like he’s been living in a cereal box for a month.

My mom’s an oatmeal body. She eats a whole bowl of cereal and still looks like she’s about to burst.

That guy in my class is an oatmeal body. He’s got more weight than a whole bag of chips.