Oatmeal Blister

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A giant blob of jizz that stays on your skin like it owns the place after you cum.
My buddy’s Oatmeal Blister was so big, it looked like he had a whole lake inside him.
She left a Oatmeal Blister on the couch and now it’s a permanent feature.
He tried to sneak out after a Oatmeal Blister, but the floor gave him away.
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When your cum is so thick and sticky, it clings to your body like a bad ex.
He had a Oatmeal Blister so bad, the shower wouldn’t touch it.
She left a Oatmeal Blister on the bed and now it’s a shrine to her laziness.
He walked into work with a Oatmeal Blister and the whole office knew.
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A huge pile of cum that sits on your body like it’s waiting for a parade.
He had a Oatmeal Blister so big, it made the dog run away.
She left a Oatmeal Blister on the table and now it’s a famous landmark.
He tried to hide his Oatmeal Blister, but it showed up on his shirt.
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