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A giant blob of jizz that stays on your skin like it owns the place after you cum.
My buddy’s Oatmeal Blister was so big, it looked like he had a whole lake inside him.
She left a Oatmeal Blister on the couch and now it’s a permanent feature.
He tried to sneak out after a Oatmeal Blister, but the floor gave him away.