oatma

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A person who talks so little you think they're trying to avoid getting yelled at.

My cousin is an oatma. He hasn't said a word since I told him I failed math.

My boss is an oatma. He stares at me like I owe him money.

My dog is an oatma. He only barks when the mailman comes.

Someone who is so silent you wonder if they're holding their breath to avoid the sound of your dumb jokes.

My sister is an oatma. She pretends she doesn't hear me when I make bad puns.

My neighbor is an oatma. He walks past my house like he's trying to escape a scream.

My friend is an oatma. He only speaks when he's about to leave.

A person who’s so quiet they might as well be dead, but still manage to make you feel bad about your life.

My brother is an oatma. He sits there like he’s judging me.

My teacher is an oatma. She gives me a look that could kill.

My crush is an oatma. He looks at me like I just ruined his day.