Oatly tourism

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When you’re so desperate for Oatly that you drive across the planet just to find a single carton, and you don’t care if you’re screaming at the grocery store clerk for not having it.

I flew to Australia for Oatly. The clerk said, 'We run out every day.' I said, 'Then why are you still breathing?'

My friend drove through 3 states just to find Oatly. He was crying. I was proud.

I took a plane to Canada for a carton of Oatly. The guy at the store said, 'We have it.' I said, 'Then why did you let me fly here?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You are so obsessed with Oatly that you’d kill a man for a single cup, and you go to every grocery store in every city just to find it.

I killed a man for Oatly. He had it. I didn’t.

I went to 12 grocery stores just to find Oatly. I got it. I almost died.

I walked into a store and said, 'I will not leave until I have Oatly.' They gave me Oatly. I left happy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You travel the world just to find Oatly, and you don’t care if you’re doing it in the middle of the night with nothing but a backpack and a dream.

I traveled to Europe for Oatly. I slept in a bus station. I got Oatly. I was happy.

I woke up at 3 a. m. and flew to New York for Oatly. It was worth it.

I walked across the desert for Oatly. I got it. I cried.

by Slangipedia 7d ago