oatleybees

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Whenever someone messes up, he yells at you like you're the worst person ever, even though he’s a Fortnite legend who plays nonstop for hours and still can’t beat his older brother.

You got a B on your math test. He texts you: 'You’re a failure. I got a perfect score on Fortnite.'

You spilled soda on his shirt. He screamed, 'You’re the worst! I’ve beaten 100 people in Fortnite!'

You forgot his birthday. He said, 'You’re a total loser. I’ve played Fortnite for 8 hours straight!'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

He acts like he’s the king of the world just because he plays Fortnite all day, and whenever you mess up, he yells at you like you insulted his mom.

You failed his quiz. He said, 'You’re the worst! I’ve beaten 100 people in Fortnite!'

You tripped in front of him. He yelled, 'You’re a total loser! I’ve played Fortnite for 8 hours!'

You forgot his favorite game. He said, 'You’re a failure. I’ve got a perfect score in Fortnite!'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

He’s a Fortnite wizard who plays all day, but whenever you make a mistake, he treats you like you just threw a bucket of trash on his head.

You missed his call. He texted, 'You’re the worst! I’ve beaten 100 people in Fortnite!'

You lost his phone. He screamed, 'You’re a total loser! I’ve played Fortnite for 8 hours!'

You said his game was boring. He said, 'You’re a failure. I’ve got a perfect score in Fortnite!'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

He’s a Fortnite god who plays nonstop for hours, but whenever you mess up, he yells at you like you just insulted his pet goldfish.

You got a D on his test. He said, 'You’re the worst! I’ve beaten 100 people in Fortnite!'

You said his game was easy. He yelled, 'You’re a total loser! I’ve played Fortnite for 8 hours!'

You forgot his username. He said, 'You’re a failure. I’ve got a perfect score in Fortnite!'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

He plays Fortnite like it’s his full-time job, and whenever you make a mistake, he treats you like you just stole his lunch money.

You messed up his homework. He said, 'You’re the worst! I’ve beaten 100 people in Fortnite!'

You lost his game. He screamed, 'You’re a total loser! I’ve played Fortnite for 8 hours!'

You said his character was ugly. He said, 'You’re a failure. I’ve got a perfect score in Fortnite!'

by Slangipedia 3h ago