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The place where the Oatley campus lives. If you go there, you might as well die. No one escapes it.

I told my sister to avoid Oatley campus. She went. Now she’s stuck there forever.

Why would anyone go to Oatley campus? It’s like being locked in a prison for brain cells.

I’ve got a degree from Oatley campus. I’m still haunted by it.

A tiny suburb in Sydney’s south. It’s where the rich kids hang out. The rest of us get left in the dust.

Oatley is where the ballers live. I’m just a regular person trying to survive.

My cousin lives in Oatley. He’s rich. I’m poor. That’s life.

Oatley is like a VIP section. We’re stuck in the regular section.

A person who drops off stuff for people. Like a delivery guy, but with more attitude and less money.

That distributer is the worst. He dropped off my pizza late and it was cold.

I love that distributer. He’s got the best snacks.

That distributer is my hero. He delivered my snack during a crisis.

That one kid who lives in Riverdale and is always getting into trouble. He’s got the best vibes, though.

That mad chill kid from Riverdale got in trouble again. He’s a legend.

I saw that mad chill kid from Riverdale smoking in the library. He’s got style.

That mad chill kid from Riverdale is my hero. He’s got good shit.

The best pub in Oatley. It’s like heaven for people who like to drink and complain.

That pub in Oatley is the best. I drink there every day.

The best pub in Oatley is like my second home.

I went to the best pub in Oatley. I stayed there for a week.