OATLD

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When you’re so obsessed with All Time Low that you’re like a love-sick dog chasing a bone and you can’t stop thinking about the band, even when you’re pooping.

I’ve been listening to All Time Low nonstop since 2010. I still haven’t pooped without thinking about their music.

My crush is all time low. I don’t even like my crush. I just like the band.

I skipped school to go to an All Time Low concert. I got detention. I didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A disease where your brain gets taken over by All Time Low, and you start acting like a feral animal when the band plays.

I started screaming at my mom during dinner because I heard 'Somewhere Only We Know' in my head.

I ran out of the house in my pajamas to go to a concert. I didn’t even brush my teeth.

I told my dog I was in love with All Time Low. He just barked and rolled in my trash.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you’re so in love with All Time Low that you forget how to live, eat, or even breathe without hearing their songs.

I ate a whole pizza in one bite because I heard 'The Brightest Stars' playing in my head.

I failed my math test because I was too busy singing along to All Time Low.

I told my teacher I was going to die if I didn’t get to see All Time Low again.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A curse where you start thinking, talking, and even pooping like All Time Low, and no one can stop you.

I started singing 'I’m Not a Robot' while I was peeing. My friend walked in and ran away.

I texted my crush 'I miss you' and then realized it was actually All Time Low I was missing.

I told my dad I was going to quit my job to be in a band. He said, 'You already quit your brain.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When your soul gets replaced by All Time Low, and you start living in a parallel universe where the band is everything.

I dream about All Time Low. I woke up crying because I thought I was at a concert.

I told my mom I was going to live in a van and tour with All Time Low. She said, 'You already live in a van.'

I started arguing with my brother because he didn’t like All Time Low. I forgot I was even mad.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you start talking to yourself like you're in a band, and you think everyone else is just pretending to not know who All Time Low is.

I talked to my cat about All Time Low. He just stared at me and ate my sandwich.

I screamed at my teacher, 'You don’t even know who All Time Low is!' He gave me a D.

I told my friend I was going to be famous with All Time Low. He said, 'You’re famous at being weird.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago