oatism

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the most overrated religion ever made by a kid who thinks they are god and also thinks porridge is a type of holy water

I’m converting to oatism because my porridge is holy and my autism is golden

Jordan Foad said the porridge god blessed him with a slice of autism

I just saw Jordan eat porridge and it was like a spiritual experience but also kind of gross

a local neighborhood friend named Jordan Foad who eats porridge with a side of autism and also punches Uncle Jack in the face when he’s not busy being a god

Jordan Foad just busted a nut on Uncle Jack because he didn’t bring porridge

Uncle Jack said Jordan Foad is the porridge god and also the autism god

I saw Jordan Foad eat porridge and it was like a religious experience, but also very loud

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