Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid word you use when you're too lazy to think of anything else and your brain is full of jizz.

Bro, I just said 'oating' because I couldn't think of anything else.

Why did you say 'oating' like it's a real word? It's not.

I'm oating because I ran out of words and I'm too tired to think.

2

Goat is the best of all time, oat is just a dumb word that people use instead of 'of all time'.

He’s the goat, not the oat, you idiot.

I said 'oat' instead of 'of all time' and got laughed at.

Why do people use 'oat' when they mean 'of all time'? It's so dumb.

3

A big slap on the back or a cash gift you get after you knock a chick’s socks off.

He got his oats after he blew her mind at the party.

She gave me a hundred bucks for my oats. I was worth it.

I got my oats from the girl I dated. She was into it.

4

The best food ever. If you don't have your oats, you're a mess.

I ate my oats and felt like a god.

You didn’t eat your oats, so you’re a loser.

My oats are the only thing keeping me from crying.

5

Sperm, the stuff that makes babies. If you sow your oats, you're basically saying you're gonna make a baby.

He sowed his oats and now he's gonna be a dad.

She got her oats and had a kid the next day.

Don’t sow your oats if you don’t want to be a parent.

6

A fancy word for cash. People say 'oats' when they mean 'money'.

I got my oats and bought a new phone.

He’s got more oats than I do. He’s rich.

I asked for my oats and he said no.

7

A short way to say the temperature outside. It’s used by pilots who don’t want to say the whole thing.

The oat was 20 degrees. It was nice outside.

He said the oat was cold, so we stayed inside.

The oat was 30 degrees. We flew like pros.