Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A creature you mess with just because it’s stupid and doesn’t take life seriously.

Bro, that oatie is like a dog with a PhD.

I saw an oatie doing the Macarena in a library. It was chaos.

My dog is an oatie. He chases squirrels and eats my homework.

2

If you ever see an oatie, grab them and never let go. They’re rare as hell and their family is either insane or the best people on earth.

My cousin is an oatie. She married a man who talks to his plants.

That oatie I dated? She cried at a pizza box.

I’ve been lucky enough to date an oatie. Now I’m stuck with a weirdo for life.

3

A Canadian word for a real-life gangster or your best friend who would die for you.

My homie is an oatie from Canada. He robs banks for fun.

That oatie I met at the mall? He said he’s going to be a gangster someday.

My cousin is an oatie and he’s going to jail next week.

4

The worst person to talk to. They take forever to answer and probably hate everything.

That oatie in my class talks to his goldfish more than me.

I tried to talk to my oatie friend. He said, ‘I hate life.’

My oatie brother took 10 minutes to say ‘hi.’

5

The most awesome person on the planet. They chill with Cool Blue in his cool-ass pouch.

That oatie is the illest man I’ve ever seen.

My oatie brother can beat up a dragon.

Cool Blue’s oatie is the illest person on earth.

6

When you wear a condom and drop a biscuit on it, then you go down on your partner and make love or just get wild.

My oatie friend did the oaty biscuit and it was legendary.

I tried the oaty biscuit and my partner cried happy tears.

That oaty biscuit was the best thing I’ve ever done.

7

When a guy gets sex from a girl who is lubed up with another guy’s fat, his penis becomes an oaty dunker because he stirred another guy’s porridge.

That oaty dunker guy got sex from a girl who had another guy’s fat.

My oatie dunker brother stirred a guy’s porridge and now he’s a dunker.

That guy is an oaty dunker. He stirred porridge and got sex.