oatianity

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The holy mess of oatiest people. You worship the oat like it’s god. You eat the groatithe and hope you don’t get a belly full of holy poop.

I just ate six bowls of oatmeal and now I’m speaking in oat tongues.

My dog converted to oatianity after I fed him groatithe for a week.

My mom says I’m the messiah of the oat. I don’t know what that means but I’m eating more oats.

The only real religion. You bow to the oat. You eat the groatithe. You get full and then you poop like a holy man.

My dad said I’m the prophet of the oat. I just said, ‘I’m full.’

I converted to oatianity because my cereal is holy.

My sister eats oatmeal every day and now she’s got holy powers.

The holy war of the oat. You fight with groatithe. You poop holy oat poop. You win by being full.

My brother fought a holy war with oatmeal and won.

I ate the groatithe and now I’m the oat warrior.

My dog pooped holy oat poop and I know I’ve been chosen.