oati

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Oati is a Canadian word for a real gangsta or your best friend. They're like the cool kid who also brings snacks.
Yo, that Oati just flexed in my face and I felt like a chump.
My cousin's an Oati and he once stole my lunch money and then gave me half of his chips.
I saw an Oati in the park and I knew I had to follow him because he looked like he had a plan.
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Oatis are rare as hell. If you find one, grab them fast. Their family is wild, but they're all about having fun and not giving a damn.
I met an Oati at the mall and now I follow her on Instagram like a lovesick idiot.
My neighbor is an Oati and her family once threw a party that lasted until 3 a. m.
I dated an Oati for a month and now I just miss her weird laugh.
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Oati is a joke word for something that’s not even alive. It’s just for laughs and to mess with people.
My teacher called my goldfish an Oati and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
I told my dog he was an Oati and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
My mom said my brother was an Oati and now I have to live with that insult.
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An Oati is someone who's super awkward. They make you want to run away because they’re slow and seem to hate everything.
My friend is an Oati and he once tripped over a chair and cried like a baby.
I tried to talk to an Oati and he just stared at me for five minutes.
My teacher is an Oati and I think she’s been stuck in the 80s since the beginning of time.
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Oati is the illest thing ever. They chill in Cool Blue’s pouch like they own the place.
That Oati just walked into the room and I felt like I was in a movie.
I saw an Oati in the hallway and now I think I'm going to follow them everywhere.
That Oati is so cool, I think they're from another planet.
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An Oaty Biscuit is when you wear a condom and drop a biscuit on it during sexy time. It's wild and a little gross.
My boyfriend did an Oaty Biscuit and I laughed so hard I cried.
I tried an Oaty Biscuit and now I think I'm gonna get a stomach ache.
My sister did an Oaty Biscuit and I told her she was a weirdo.
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An Oaty Dunker is when a guy gets sex from a girl who was lubed up with another guy’s fat. It’s like he stirred someone else’s porridge and now he’s covered in it.
My friend is an Oaty Dunker and now he smells like breakfast food.
I saw an Oaty Dunker and I thought he was gonna fall over from the smell.
That Oaty Dunker is so weird, I think he eats cereal for dinner.
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