oathy

My ex is oathy. I still dream about her. And the eggs.

He walked in and I was like 'is that my new boss?' No. That's my new crush. And he's oathy.

My mom says I'm oathy. I say she's just bitter because I got a date and she got a divorce.

My neighbor is oathy. I can't even look at her without getting a hard-on.

My friend's crush is oathy. He's been staring at her for three days straight.

My teacher said I was oathy. I said I was just being flirty. She said I was being flirty and stupid.

My brother is oathy. I tried to punch him. He just smiled. I'm still mad.

My date was oathy. I said 'let's go for ice cream.' He said 'let's go for a kiss.'

My best friend is oathy. I said I was jealous. He said I was just being lazy.

My new coworker is oathy. I forgot my name. I remembered his.

My dog is oathy. I tried to pet him. He looked at me like I was a snack.

My neighbor's kid is oathy. I said I was 10. He said he was 10. I said I was 10. He said he was 10. I said 'you're both 10?'

My crush is oathy. I looked at him. I forgot how to breathe.

My boss is oathy. I said I was tired. He said I was just distracted.

My mom said I was oathy. I said she was just trying to get me to stop texting my crush.

My friend is oathy. I said I was jealous. He said I was just being lazy again.

My new neighbor is oathy. I said I was going to wave. He said he was going to wave back. I said I was going to wave. He said he was going to wave back.

My date was oathy. I said I was going to kiss him. He said he was going to kiss me. I said I was going to kiss him. He said he was going to kiss me.