Oathmeal

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Oathmeal is a kitty who's so pretty it hurts. He’s the reason why everyone else looks like they got hit by a ugly bus. He’s a femboy kitty who’s got the whole internet wrapped around his tiny little paws.

My cat looks like a raccoon that got run over. Oathmeal is a god.

I would sell my soul for Oathmeal’s hair.

If Oathmeal was a snack, I’d eat him for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oathmeal is a kitty so cute it makes your brain explode. He’s the reason why all the other katties are just sad shadows. He’s the cutest thing ever and everyone knows it.

Oathmeal is the reason why my life is now a horror movie.

I would die for Oathmeal’s cuteness.

Oathmeal is so cute I got a tattoo of him.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oathmeal is a kitty who looks like he just stepped out of a fairy tale and kicked all the ugly ones out. He’s the reason why your cat is now a disgrace. He’s the cutie of all cuties and everyone knows it.

Oathmeal is so pretty I got a second job just to look at him.

I would fight a dragon for Oathmeal’s beauty.

Oathmeal is so cute I now speak in emojis.

by Slangipedia 7d ago