Oath Of Druids

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A green magic card that lets you show off your library like it's a peep show, and if you have less creatures than someone else, you can pull a creature out like it's your last hope and make everyone else suffer with the rest of the trash.
My friend drew a giant turtle and laughed as my opponent got buried under 50 cards.
I pulled out a frog and my opponent got a headache from the embarrassment.
He showed off a dragon and I got stuck with 10 useless cards.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This card is like a middle finger to your opponent. You get to flip through your deck like it's a buffet and drag out the best creature while the rest of your trash gets tossed in the graveyard like it's a dump.
She dragged out a giant spider and my cards were thrown like garbage.
He pulled out a knight and I got stuck with 10 cards I didn't even want.
She showed me a dragon and I got 10 cards I could barely read.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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It’s a green card that lets you pick through your library like you're searching for treasure, and if you're losing, you can pull out the best creature while the rest of your cards get tossed like they're dead.
He found a turtle and I got buried under 10 cards.
She pulled out a knight and I got stuck with 50 pieces of garbage.
He showed me a dragon and I got 10 cards that made no sense.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A green card that lets you rummage through your deck like it's a trash can, and if you're losing, you can pull out the best creature while the rest of your cards get tossed like they're failures.
He rummaged through his deck and pulled out a turtle while I got 10 failures.
She found a knight and I got stuck with 50 cards that were clearly useless.
He showed me a dragon and I got 10 cards that looked like they were written by a kid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This card is like a green cheat code. If you're losing, you get to flip through your deck like it's a menu and pick the best creature while the rest of your cards get tossed in the graveyard like they're leftovers.
He flipped through his deck like it was a menu and pulled out a dragon while I got 10 leftovers.
She pulled out a knight and I had to eat 50 cards that were clearly leftovers.
He showed me a turtle and I had to eat 10 cards that made no sense.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A green card that lets you go through your deck like it's a drawer, and if you're losing, you can pull out the best creature while the rest of your cards get tossed like they're junk.
He went through his deck like it was a drawer and pulled out a dragon while I got 10 junk cards.
She pulled out a knight and I got 50 cards that were clearly junk.
He showed me a turtle and I got 10 cards that looked like they were thrown out.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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