oath lad

'I swear on my grandma's ashes this pie is legit!'

'This beer is the best ever, I oath-lad it to the moon!'

'He oath-laded that the pizza was hot, but it was just medium.'

'I oath-lad this bet, and I'll eat my words if I'm wrong!'

'She oath-laded that the movie was good, and it was the worst I've ever seen.'

'He oath-laded so loud the dog ran out of the room.'

'I oath-lad I'll finish this game, and I did!'

'He oath-laded he'd never eat another burger, but he's already ordering one.'

'She oath-laded that the cake was the best, and it was literally just sugar and glue.'