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A wild and gross sexual mess from up north. You don't even know your dad is your dad and you're doing it in a snowbank.

My mom told me I was born in a bush.

I thought my dad was a bear.

I had sex with my dad in the middle of the woods.

A crazy sex move from the frozen tundra. You're drunk and you don't know who you're f***ing.

I woke up with my dad's beard in my mouth.

I had sex with my dad in a snowstorm.

I didn't even know I had a dad until I had sex with him.

A brutal sexual experience from the cold. You're half-dead and you're f***ing your dad.

I got a cold sore from my dad.

I f***ed my dad in the snow.

I had no idea my dad was my dad until I had sex with him.