Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so messed up from something bad that all your friend can say is 'oof' like they're trying to save their own life.

'Bro, you got jumped by three guys!' 'Oof.'

'You failed the test!' 'Oof.'

'Your dog ate your homework!' 'Oof.'

2

Greatest of all time. Or goat. Or oat. It's all the same. Just pick your poison and shut up.

'He's the goat!' 'No, he's the oat!'

'She's the greatest of all time!' 'Oat!'

'You're the goat!' 'Oat!'

3

A trophy given to a man after he gets laid. It's like a crown but for his junk.

'He got laid last night!' 'He must have gotten his oats!'

'You had sex?' 'Yeah, I got my oats.'

'Why is he smiling?' 'He got his oats.'

4

The best food ever. So good it's like the holy grail of breakfasts. You won't share it because you're greedy.

'Can I have some of your oats?' 'No, they're mine.'

'Oats are the best food!' 'I know, I'm eating them.'

'You don't have any oats?' 'No, I ate them all.'

5

Sperm. Or sex. It's like the seeds of life. If you sow your oats, you're basically throwing yourself into the wild.

'He sowed his oats last night!' 'He must have had sex.'

'What does it mean to get your oats?' 'It means you had sex.'

'She sowed her oats!' 'She got laid.'

6

A dirty word for money. Like cash but with more attitude. It's like paper but it smells like a bank vault.

'I need some oats!' 'You want money?'

'He got his oats!' 'He got paid!'

'Oats are better than paper!' 'Yeah, they're dirtier.'

7

A thing pilots say about the air outside the plane. It's like the weather but it sounds like it's coming from a guy who's tired of flying.

'What's the oat?' 'Minus 20 degrees!'

'The oat is freezing!' 'No wonder the plane is shivering.'

'He said the oat was 50 degrees!' 'That's hot for a pilot.'