oatcake

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A stupid, brainless, or clumsy moment, person, or event. It's like the worst kind of idiot got a job and failed at it. This word comes from a bumbling cop in a Shakespeare play who couldn't even tie his shoes properly.
My math test was an oatcake. I got a 23% and cried in the hallway.
She called me an oatcake in front of my whole class. I still haven't forgiven her.
The oatcake of the century happened when he tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A fancy, stupid way of saying ‘okay’. Like someone tried to sound cool but failed. It’s like the word ‘okay’ went to college and got a degree in dumbness.
‘Oatcake,’ he said, like he was the king of the world.
‘Oatcake,’ she said, trying to sound cool but failing miserably.
He said, ‘Oatcake,’ like that was the most important word in the universe.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A food only found in Staffordshire. It’s the best thing ever invented. It’s like a biscuit and a cake had a baby, and that baby was a genius.
I ate an oatcake and felt like a god.
My grandma made me an oatcake, and it was the best day ever.
That oatcake was so good, I cried and then ate another one.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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