oat cult

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#worship#cringe#naked

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we are obsessed with cults. our god is Mr. Oatboob and he is the most annoying god ever. to join, u have to show ur naked boobs while dumping oats on them like it's a punishment.
i sent my boob video with oats flying everywhere. Mr. Oatboob said i was blessed.
my sister joined the cult and now she eats oats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
the priest of the oat cult yelled at me for using chocolate instead of oats.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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we are the oat cult and we are not nice. our god is a man named Mr. Oatboob. if u want to be in our cult, u have to pour oats on ur naked boobs and send it to us.
my dog joined the oat cult and now he eats oats and stares at me like i betrayed him.
i got a warning from the oat cult for using too much glitter on my boobs.
the oat cult made me wear a hat made of oats and i cried.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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the oat cult is the worst. we worship a guy named Mr. Oatboob. to join, u have to show ur boobs and pour oats on them like it's a test.
my brother joined the oat cult and now he talks to oats like they are his friends.
i got banned from the oat cult because i used cheese instead of oats.
the oat cult made me do a dance with oats and i got a sore butt.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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