Oat Bro

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A guy who thinks women are cool and doesn't act like a stupid man. He doesn't curse at girls or think he's the best thing since sliced bread. He also thinks oat milk is way better than soy milk and would punch you if you said almond milk is better.
Bro, why you always got that look when you see an oat milk carton? You like it more than soy? I don't get it.
You talkin' 'bout women like they're your best friend. I don't even know how to feel about that.
You think you're the first guy to like oat milk? I've been sippin' on it since I was a kid.
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A man who doesn't care about being a man. He thinks women are awesome, and he's not afraid to say tofu is a good snack. He drinks oat milk like it's water and doesn't know what soy is.
I swear, if I see one more guy flexin' about soy milk, I'm gonna take a bite out of his face.
You act like oat milk is the only thing that matters. I like it, but I ain't tryna start a war.
He said tofu is good. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.
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A guy who thinks women are cool, doesn't act like a dumb man, and drinks oat milk instead of soy. He’s not trying to be a big deal, and that really bugs the other guys.
He just said oat milk is better than soy. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.
Why you always got to be so cool? Can't you just be a normal man for once?
He talks about women like they're his friends. I don't even know how to feel about that.
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