oass

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An oass is a smelly, yellow-faced, Oriental butt. It started when someone typoed pass as oass and called an Oriental person an ass because they thought they were being clever.
My uncle called the bus driver an oass because he spilled noodles on his shirt.
At school, I told my teacher she was an oass because she gave me extra homework.
My friend texted me: 'That guy at the mall is an oass.'
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Olaf's ass is the worst butt ever. It’s like a soggy pizza crust that’s been stepped on by a donkey.
My mom said Olaf's ass was the reason why the neighbor’s dog ran away.
In the lunchroom, someone yelled, 'Olaf's ass is in the soup!'
My brother drew Olaf's ass on the blackboard during math class.
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A very cool whale investigator who eats killer whales or gets eaten by them. They also like to have dinner with whales, and sometimes dinner is the whale.
My cousin is a very cool whale investigator and once got eaten by a killer whale for fun.
At the zoo, the whale investigator had dinner with a whale and it was delicious.
My friend’s dream job is to be a very cool whale investigator who eats killer whales.
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