Oashide

Current Trending

2 views · Added 7d ago · 5 definitions

When you spot someone you know or hate in a public place and you almost get caught and you have to walk past them like you're trying to escape a fire.

I saw my ex at the mall and I almost got caught. I almost died.

At the grocery store, I saw my old math teacher and I almost got yelled at for not doing my homework.

I saw my mom at the gas station and I almost had to explain why I was wearing socks with sandals.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you see someone you know and you pretend you didn't see them and you walk away like they're the devil and you're trying to save your soul.

I saw my uncle at the park and I walked away like he was going to throw me into a lake.

I saw my crush at the café and I acted like I didn't know them and I almost got coffee spilled on me.

I saw my nemesis at the movies and I walked away like I was running from a zombie.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you spot someone you know or hate in a public place and you avoid eye contact so hard it looks like you're trying to hide from the police.

I saw my brother at the airport and I avoided eye contact so hard I almost got arrested.

I saw my ex at the library and I avoided eye contact like I was trying to escape a library dragon.

I saw my mom at the gym and I avoided eye contact like I was running from a workout monster.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you see someone you know and you try to walk away without them seeing you and you fail so hard it looks like you're doing a dance of shame.

I saw my dad at the mall and I tried to walk away but he saw me and I had to say hi.

I saw my crush at the park and I tried to walk away but I tripped and fell.

I saw my friend at the store and I tried to walk away but I got caught and had to say hello.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you see someone you know in a public place and you almost get caught and you have to walk past them like you're trying to avoid a curse.

I saw my ex at the grocery store and I almost got caught and I had to walk past them like I was trying to escape a curse.

I saw my teacher at the coffee shop and I almost got yelled at and I had to walk past them like I was running from a ghost.

I saw my brother at the mall and I almost got caught and I had to walk past him like I was trying to escape a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 7d ago