Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who swears he'll love a girl forever until he finds a new one and dumps the old one like a used tampon.

I loved her! I really did! Then I saw Sarah at the mall.

He promised he'd never cheat again. Then he cheated on me with my best friend.

I was his first love. He was my first mistake.

2

A man who dates a woman for a little while and then dumps her like a bad pizza.

I dated her for two months. Then I left her for a guy who had a beard and a dog.

He said he'd never leave me. Then he left me for a guy who had a beard and a dog.

I was his first. He was my last.

3

A guy who loves a girl until he gets bored and finds a new one. Then he forgets the old one like it never existed.

He loved me until he saw my ex.

He said he'd never leave me. Then he left me for my ex's ex.

I was his first love. He was my first mistake.

4

A man who dates a woman just long enough to get her hopes up and then dumps her like a broken toy.

He said he'd marry me. Then he married my best friend.

He promised he'd never leave me. Then he left me for my best friend's sister.

He was my first love. I was his first mistake.

5

A guy who dates a woman for a little while and then dumps her like a cold plate of spaghetti.

I dated him for three months. Then he left me for a girl who had a dog and a beard.

He said he'd never cheat again. Then he cheated on me with my mom.

He loved me. Then he left me for a girl who had a dog and a beard.

6

A man who loves a girl until he finds a new one. Then he forgets the old one like it never happened.

He loved me. Then he left me for a guy who had a dog and a beard.

He said he'd never leave me. Then he left me for a guy who had a dog and a beard.

He was my first love. I was his first mistake.