oasch

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A fancy Austrian way of saying ass that makes your brain hurt and your friends wish they were dead.
I saw my dog eat my mom’s ass and I just said 'oasch' and cried.
My teacher called my essay 'oasch' and gave me a D-
I told my crush 'oasch' and now I live in shame.
2
A word that sounds like a German ass and makes people question why they ever left their mom’s house.
I said 'oasch' in class and the principal came to my desk.
My dad said 'oasch' and my mom threw a shoe at him.
I told my brother 'oasch' and he cried like a baby.
3
A cursed Austrian word that sounds like ass and makes your life a nightmare.
I used 'oasch' in a poem and got a C+
My friend said 'oasch' and now he’s in therapy.
I yelled 'oasch' at my math test and it exploded.
4
A German ass word that’s so beautiful it hurts and makes you want to scream.
I used 'oasch' in my speech and my teacher gave me a B-
I said 'oasch' to my dad and he kicked the dog.
I told my crush 'oasch' and now I have a crush on my dog.
5
A fancy word for ass that comes from Austria and makes your brain melt like ice cream.
I said 'oasch' to my brother and he screamed.
My mom called my lunch 'oasch' and I threw it on the floor.
I used 'oasch' in my essay and got an A-.
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A cursed German word that means ass and makes your life a living hell.
I said 'oasch' and my dog ran away.
I used 'oasch' in my homework and my teacher cried.
I yelled 'oasch' at my math teacher and he quit.
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