oarwhore

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A girl who's so obsessed with rowers she'll sleep with any of them just to get in their boat.

She asked for a date by saying, 'I'll do anything for a seat in your boat.'

She told the team, 'I'll take your oar if you let me take your pants off.'

She tried to flirt with the coxswain by saying, 'You steer me right, I'll row you anywhere.'

A girl who'd rather have sex than actually row.

She skipped practice to go hang out with the rowers instead.

She said, 'I’d rather be a passenger than a rower.'

She told her team, 'I row for the fun, but I sleep for the reward.'

A girl who's so into rowers she'll do anything to be near them, even if it means being naked.

She showed up to practice in just a towel and a smile.

She told the team, 'I don’t need a boat, I need a rower.'

She said, 'I’ll row for you if you row for me.'