oarsb4hores

Bro, I’d skip a date for a row. My oar is my main squeeze.

She texted me during practice. I replied with a row. She got mad. I got extra sore.

My rowing team is my exes. My hoes are just backup plans.

My mom asked me to come home. I said I’d row instead. She called me a disappointment. I called her a hoe.

I skipped my date to row. My girlfriend said I was a rowhead. I said she was a hoehead.

My rowing team is better than my hoe squad. They don’t judge me for my bad hair.

My best friend asked me to go out. I said I’d row. She said I was a jerk. I said she was a hoe.

I missed my friend’s wedding for a row. She said I was a row痴. I said she was a hoe痴.

Rowing is my love language. Hoes are just extra.

My crush asked me out. I said I’d row instead. She called me a reject. I called her a hoe.

I skipped my crush’s party for a row. She said I was a row geek. I said she was a hoe geek.

Rowing is my main thing. Hoes are just distractions.

I ignored my hoe squad for a row. They said I was a reject. I said they were extra people.

I skipped my hoe’s birthday for a row. She said I was a rowhead. I said she was a hoehead.

Rowing is my life. Hoes are just my side dish.