Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who doesn't take sides but still gives you the finger

You asked for help and they said, 'I'm not taking sides, but I'm gonna ruin your day.'

They sat between you and your friend and ate the last slice of pizza.

They said, 'I'm neutral, but I'm gonna make you fail the test.'

2

Someone who's like a peacekeeper but with a grudge

They broke up your fight, then took your snacks.

They told you both to shut up and then yelled at the teacher.

They called a truce, then leaked your secrets to the whole school.

3

A person who stands in the middle of the chaos and kicks you when you're down

You were crying in the hallway, and they laughed at you.

They were the one who told the whole class about your failed science project.

They said, 'I'm not taking sides, but I'm definitely taking your lunch money.'

4

A person who doesn't pick a fight but still makes you lose

They said, 'I'm not choosing a side, but I'm gonna win anyway.'

They took your seat during the final exam.

They whispered your answers to the teacher and then failed you.

5

A person who says they're neutral, but they're just waiting to see who loses first

They watched you argue and then left you to deal with the mess.

They said, 'I'm not taking sides, but I'm gonna enjoy your embarrassment.'

They started a rumor about you just to see what would happen.

6

A person who doesn't take sides but still gives you the worst version of everything

They got the last snack and told you it was 'fair.'

They took your best friend and your crush at the same time.

They said, 'I'm not choosing sides, but I'm gonna make you both fail.'