oargasm

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When a guy farts and cums in a boat at the same time because he's too drunk to tell the difference between a beer and a boat motor.

My uncle had an oargasm after he ate six hot dogs and tried to row across the lake.

I saw a guy in a speedboat having an oargasm while yelling, 'I’m not a tourist!'

My dog had an oargasm when he jumped in the lake and ate a whole bag of chips.

When a movie buff loses their mind because a movie is shown the way it was meant to be seen, and they can't handle it.

My cousin screamed, 'I hate this movie!' when it played in its real size on the big screen.

I got an oargasm when I realized my favorite movie was in its original size on the theater screen.

My friend got so angry during the movie that he threw popcorn at the screen.

When someone thinks they’re a seal and starts doing seal things, usually because they did something stupid and got an oargasm.

My neighbor started doing seal noises and ran into the lake because he thought he was a seal.

My brother got an oargasm and started clapping like a seal because he thought he was a seal.

I saw a kid running around the park screaming, 'I’m a seal!' after he had an oargasm.

When you cum because someone doesn’t use a motor on a boat and you think it’s the best thing ever.

I had an oargasm because my friend rowed the boat instead of using the motor.

My dad had an oargasm because he didn’t use the motor and the boat went slower.

I got an oargasm because my friend rowed like a maniac and I thought it was amazing.