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Planted by someone who couldn't afford a lawn chair, let alone a motor.

My grandma grew tomatoes on a raft she stole from the lake.

He used a paddle to water his herbs like they were enemies.

The lettuce was so tired from rowing it grew sideways.

Grown by someone who thought a motor was a fancy type of swear word.

She used a spoon to dig up her potatoes like it was a showdown.

The beans were so mad they sprouted right through the boat floor.

He fed his corn with a bucket of lake water and a curse.

Planted by someone who still thinks a boat is a type of chair.

He tried to plant carrots by sitting on them like they were a seat.

The onions were so confused they started crying in the middle of the lake.

She grew zucchini by waving it at the water like it was a fight.