oar tugger

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A black person who only works as an oar tugger because they're too lazy to do anything else. They’re like a broken mop, useless, but you still have to put up with them.
My cousin’s a oar tugger. He got fired for spitting in the water.
That oar tugger messed up my boat. He probably got paid in cornbread.
I saw a oar tugger fall off a boat. He didn’t even try to swim back.
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A black person who only knows how to pull oars. They’re like a dog who only knows how to bark at squirrels.
My neighbor’s a oar tugger. He yells at the water like it owes him money.
That oar tugger pulled the wrong oar and we crashed into a tree.
I asked my uncle why he’s a oar tugger. He said, ‘I don’t know how to do anything else.’
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A black person who thinks pulling oars is a noble job. They’re like a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero.
My friend’s a oar tugger. He thinks he’s a king of the water.
That oar tugger tried to fight the boat. He lost.
I asked my cousin why he’s a oar tugger. He said, ‘It’s the only job I can handle.’
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A black person who can’t do anything but pull oars. They’re like a broken radio, only works when you hit it.
My brother’s a oar tugger. He fell off the boat and still didn’t stop pulling.
That oar tugger got in a fight with the boat. He lost.
I asked my mom why my cousin’s a oar tugger. She said, ‘He can’t do anything else.’
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A black person who only knows how to pull oars and nothing else. They’re like a dog who only knows how to bark at the mailman.
My uncle’s a oar tugger. He barked at the boat and it didn’t move.
That oar tugger tried to pull oars with his feet. It didn’t work.
I asked my friend why he’s a oar tugger. He said, ‘It’s the only job I can do.’
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A black person who’s only good for pulling oars. They’re like a broken ladder, only good for falling.
My cousin’s a oar tugger. He fell off the boat and still kept pulling.
That oar tugger got stuck in the water and couldn’t get out.
I asked my brother why he’s a oar tugger. He said, ‘I don’t know how to do anything else.’
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