Oar-gone

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A total mess of a state that sounds like someone said 'Oar-gone' instead of 'Oregon' and then cried.
I thought Oregon was a place where people went to heaven. Then I found out it was just a bunch of people who couldn't spell.
My cousin moved to Oregon and now he talks like he's been hit by a truck.
I tried to pronounce Oregon and it sounded like my dog ate my homework.
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A state that's so bad at being a state, it might as well be called 'Oar-gone' and be done with it.
Oregon is like the fat kid in class who no one wants to sit next to.
I live in Oregon and I feel like I'm being punished for something I didn't do.
My teacher said Oregon is the worst state and I believed her.
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A place where people get lost, confused, and then say 'Oar-gone' like it's a swear word.
I got lost in Oregon and my phone died. I just said 'Oar-gone' and walked into a lake.
My friend got lost in Oregon and came back with a map that had a swear word on it.
I asked for directions in Oregon and the guy just said 'Oar-gone' and left.
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