o.a.r.

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A band so good they could make a dead man dance and a priest swear.

I saw O. A. R. live and my soul got a tattoo.

My ex got back with me after I played O. A. R. in the background.

I asked my dog if he liked O. A. R. He barked twice and then ate my homework.

A band that sounds like a mix of Sublime and Dave Matthews Band, but with more swearing and fewer middle-aged men complaining about the weather.

I was walking to work when I heard O. A. R. and I forgot my coffee and my job.

My mom texted me during a concert and said, 'Stop singing and just come home.'

I tried to text my friend during O. A. R. and my phone exploded.

The best band in the world, and if you disagree, I will personally fight you in the parking lot of a gas station.

I told my teacher O. A. R. was better than her and she gave me a pop quiz.

My pet goldfish died from the stress of not hearing O. A. R.

I got suspended for yelling 'O. A. R. is the best' in the hallway.

A band so amazing they could turn a fart into a symphony and make a math problem fun.

I skipped breakfast to listen to O. A. R. and now I’m hungry and sad.

I told my brother O. A. R. was better than his favorite band and he cried.

I tried to explain O. A. R. to my goldfish and now it’s confused.

A band that sounds like it was made by a group of people who love the ocean, tacos, and swearing.

I listened to O. A. R. in my car and my car started singing with me.

I told my neighbor O. A. R. was better than his job and now he’s mad.

I tried to play O. A. R. on my clarinet and it sounded like a cat fight.

A band so good they could make a nun break her vows and a football player cry.

I heard O. A. R. and I forgot my lunch and my dignity.

I told my dad O. A. R. was better than his favorite band and he didn’t believe me.

I tried to sing O. A. R. and my cat walked out of the room.

Stigs loves tangus so much he could make a robot cry and a math teacher happy.

I told my friend Stigs loves tangus and now he’s obsessed with robots.

I tried to explain Stigs loves tangus to my dog and he wagged his tail and ran away.

I texted my teacher 'Stigs loves tangus' and got detention.