OAPJ

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A person who joins every single Page on Facebook like they’re trying to save the world from boredom. They don’t have a life. They have a Page addiction.
@Jesse joined 17 Pages today. I think he’s trying to replace his brain with a list of random interests.
My cousin joined a Page for ‘People Who Hate Wednesdays’ and now he’s crying in the middle of the day.
This guy joined a Page called ‘People Who Post Too Much’ and now he’s spamming his own Page.
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These people are like Facebook’s version of a hoarder. They join Pages like they’re collecting trophies. Your feed is a mess because of them.
My feed is full of cat memes, cooking videos, and random Pages. I don’t even know who I am anymore.
My friend joined a Page called ‘People Who Think They’re Cool’ and now he’s trying to be cool by joining 10 more Pages.
This OAPJ joined a Page for ‘People Who Like to Post at 3 A. M.’ and now he’s typing in all caps.
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These people have no life. They join Pages just to feel important. They’re not cool. They’re just loud.
My neighbor joined a Page for ‘People Who Like to Post About Their Dog’ and now he’s posting about his dog 12 times a day.
This OAPJ joined a Page called ‘People Who Think They’re Funny’ and now he’s trying to be funny by texting me at 2 A. M.
She joined a Page for ‘People Who Like to Post Random Quotes’ and now she’s quoting me every time I breathe.
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