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A person who can't stop staring at humans with middle parts like they're the last piece of pizza

My cousin's been eyeing the barista since Monday. He won't shut up about her middle part.

He followed that guy for three blocks just because he had a middle part.

He asked the cashier if he could borrow her middle part for a minute.

Someone who thinks middle parts are the reason the world was created and they're the chosen one

He told his friend he was destined to find true love through middle parts.

He skipped school to go to the mall and take pictures of middle parts.

He cried when he saw a guy with a middle part at the grocery store.

A human who gets hard-ons just by seeing middle parts and acts like it's the best thing ever

He got a hard-on in the elevator because the guy had a middle part.

He started a middle part group chat just to send pictures of middle parts.

He tried to flirt with a guy just because he had a middle part.